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Aren't you wishing you could mix and match randomly so you too could get a job marketing vapourware ? Heh.

"networkable directory services",
"legacy systems compatible",
"Mission critical, Business Ready",
"Internet ready modems !",
"J(insert your cool phrase here)",
"y2k approved, tested and safe !",
"We know the Web. Yeah.",
"...the leading product in an emerging market."


print "How many phrases would you like (max ",scalar(@cool),") ?";
while (1) {
        chop ($input=<STDIN>);
        if ($input <= scalar(@cool) and $input > 0) {
        print 'Sorry, invalid input, try again :';

for (1..$input) {
        $index=int(rand $#cool);
        print "$cool[$index] ";
        splice @cool, $index, 1;

A few things to explain. Firstly, while (1) { . We want an everlasting loop, and this one way to do it. 1 is always true, so round it goes. We could test $input directly, but that wouldn't allow last to be demonstrated.

Everlasting loops aren't useful unless you are a politician being interviewed. We need to break out at some point. This is done by the last function. When $input is between 1 and the number of elements in @cool then out we go. (You can also break out to labels, in case you were wondering. And break out in a sweat. Don't start now if you weren't.)

The srand operator initialises the random number generator. Works ok for us, but CGI programmers should think of something different because their programs are so frequently run (they hope :-).

rand generates a random number between 0 and 1, or 0 and a number it is given. In this case, the number of elements of @cool -1, so from 0 to 7. There is no point generating numbers between 1 and 8 because the array elements run from 0 to 7.

The int function makes sure it is an integer, that is no messy bits after the decimal point.

The splice function removes the printed element from the array so it won't appear again. Don't want to stress the point.